In even less cheery news . . . . Iraq is accusing IRAN of attacking (shelling) the Kurds in northern Iraq. You see, the plan in Lebanon backfired, Hezbollah became more popular, so now our puppets in Iraq are being useful as witnesses to Iranian bombing in their country. What possible reason would Iran starting shelling Kurds, along with Turkey?

Combine Iran’s alleged shelling in Iraq with another “event” and you have Republican victories at the polls in November and the war they wanted with Iran, advertised as a “gathering storm” or “liberating Iranians” or whatever fucked up reason they want to put out there and Americans will eat it up like, uh, …. chocolate cake.

Here is the Iran attacks Iraq article.

It’s like reading The Onion - silly and unbelievable.